If a man and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!
Several months ago in San Francisco, California, at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio a human-animal marriage took place. 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the ceremony, and his partner was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in dog years. Mac wore a white veil. They married by Father McHale who told reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of this joyous moment of life. “This is the definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale said. “Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It’s a fantastic day to be alive!” Making this nonsense even more ridiculous was the fact that Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii were in attendance.
I have stated that Pansexuality—a total freedom and liberation in expressing one's sexuality—is the logical outcome of democracy. The cat has already been let out of the bag! By the way, the marriage was also a same sex one. Making this nonsense even more ridiculous was the fact that Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii were in attendance. Horner said:
“I just love my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no,” said Horner. “People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me I can’t marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with herpes. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there.”
P.S. There are cases of such foolishness happening worldwide and for various reasons. There have been two recent cases of human-animal marriages in Afrika; one in Ghana, and another in Sudan. A Ghanaian woman has married her dog because she stated it had qualities she had seen only in her late father. Emily Mabou, 29, of Aburi, married the 18-month-old dog. "I've been in relationships with so many men..., and they are all the same... skirt-chasers and cheaters. My dog is kind, and loyal to me and he treats me with so much respect." Her younger brother David Mabou said her family boycotted the wedding which they felt was "a stupid step to combat her loneliness." But Ms Mabou said: "For so long, I've been praying for a life partner who will have all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful, and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down.
The other case was when a Mr Tombe was caught having sex with a Mr. Alifi's goat. Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal of Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Tombe paid a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi, and according to Mr. Alifi, "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together."
I offer these two examples to show that the action is not race specific. However, the different cultures, in the end, will produces different result. For the West, human-animal marriages will gain momentum, while in Afrika, it will be treated and viewed the same way gay marriages are. For the West it will become part of their evolution, while for Afrika the issues will be viewed as an anomaly, an oddity.